◆Ive prepared a number of topics that should appeal to the advanced and novice conversationalist.

我准备了一些应该能同时吸引高阶谈天霸与低档聊天人的话题。

◆New topic: Women, delightfully mysterious or bat crap crazy?

新话题：女人们，讨人喜爱的谜女还是令人厌恶的八婆?

◆Point of order. As youre in distress, it would be customary for me to offer you a hot beverage. But, Im a guest in your home, so it would be customary for you to offer me a beverage. How do you want to proceed, vis a vis beverages?

按照程序。因为你不开心，按照惯例我该给你倒杯热饮。但我是你的客人，按照惯例你该给我倒杯饮料。你想要怎么来面对面互倒饮料呀?

◆My brain is better than everybodys!

朕是全世界最聪明的人!《生活大爆炸》

◆You distract me. Ive been distracted since the moment I met you. Because all I can think about is how much I want to kiss you。

你害我分心。从遇见你的那一刻起，你就让我分心。因为我的脑海里满满都是想吻你的冲动。《生活大爆炸》

◆I think you might find the support youre looking for, if you realize that relationship are a give and take。

你要知道，你在一段恋爱中能得到多少其实全部取决于你付出了多少。《生活大爆炸》

◆The best way to achieve a goal is to devote 100% of your time and energy to it。

达到目标的最好办法就是投入自己百分之百的时间和精力去完成它。《生活大爆炸》

◆Your words fall like acid rain on the wounded petals of my heart。

你的一字一句都像是冷冷的酸雨在我破碎的心上胡乱地拍。《生活大爆炸》

◆When you got to go space, it was hard for me. Because it made me realize theyll just send anyone up there。

你上太空的时候，我挺难受的。因为这让我意识到，只要是个人就能被太空总署送上去。《生活大爆炸》

◆脾气泄露了我们的修养，沉默道出了我们的品味。

◆当感觉天快塌下来的时候，实际上是自己站歪了!

◆不要把自己看得太强，以致无视外因的成就;不要把自己看的太轻，以致成为他人的踏板。

◆总有人会迷失方向，否则真理的路上将人满为患。

◆有棱有角的害处是，别人啃起你来十分方便。

◆Penny has a lot of money tied up in promiscuity futures.

佩妮的钱基本都是靠滥交来的。

◆What sight is better than your little boy embarrassing a Nobel laureate?

有什么景色能与你儿子让诺贝尔奖得主颜面扫地相媲美呢?

◆Are you trying to suggest that my emotional problems are no different than those of a stupid person?

你是说我的情绪问题跟那些白痴没什么两样吗?

◆Its not suspicious that Im fixating its consistent with my personality.

我锲而不舍没什么奇怪的-我个性向来坚持不懈。

◆I tried to scare an Indian with a snake. Come on Cooper, youre better than this!

我居然想用蛇来吓唬印度佬。加油啊，库珀，你就那么点能耐吗。

◆If you werent my friend, thered be a hole in my life!

如果没有你这个朋友，我的人生会若有所失。《生活大爆炸》

◆From now on, Im gonna say yes--yes to love, yes to adventure, yes to life, whatever it maybe, the answers going to be yes。

这从今天起，我要积极接受一切，接受爱，接受挑战，拥抱生活，不管什么事，我都会勇敢地去接受。《生活大爆炸》

◆You have to have the courage to end the relationship. Break it off, shake hands, walk away.I know its hard, honey, but thats how you grow。

你得有壮士断腕的勇气结束感情。分手止损、握手道别、甩手走人。我知道这很困难，但人都是这样成长的。《生活大爆炸》

◆Just make sure, you know, you appreciate those who... who are still there for you。

你要记住，一定要珍惜那些还在你身边的亲朋好友。《生活大爆炸》

◆Well, if its any help, Ive read all the great moral philosophers, including Dr. Seuss.

如果需要帮忙的话，我读过各种伦理学家的著作，包括苏斯博士(美国著名作家及漫画家、以儿童书出名)的书哦。

◆Okay, so the topic at hand is sexual fidelity. Probably wont be relying on Seuss here. Although One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish might be surprisingly applicable.

这么说现在的主题是性忠贞。苏斯博士在这方面估计靠不住。不过《一条鱼，两条鱼，红色的鱼，蓝色的鱼》到可能惊人的适用。